At least make sure they are 18
Why
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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