She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I think I sprained my soul last night
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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