8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Dignity is for republicans.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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