She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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