So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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