We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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