What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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