Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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