So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Randomize
