escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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