Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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