We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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