im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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