Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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