im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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