I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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