So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This is my gift to your gina
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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