He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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