so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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