did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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