My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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