found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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