I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He better not be in your backpack
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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