You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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