I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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