Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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