Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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