Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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