Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Please, let me fuck your mom
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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