Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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