The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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