so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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