You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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