I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
