i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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