In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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