i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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