lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
