when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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