ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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