I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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