She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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