I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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