What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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