I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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