Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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