What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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