In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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