And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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