i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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