How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
pray to the hookup gods
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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