there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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