I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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